Fake News: Adam Levine Comes Out with New Song about Hooking Up…


Adam Levine, lead singer of Maroon 5 and multi-grammy winner, is taking on yet another new project: a whole album about the trials and downfalls of hooking up.  This new release will be a solo album and expected to come out in the Fall of 2014.  Such songs as “Morning After” and “Where Did My Cereal Go?” discusses some of the silly aspects of hooking up, while “Tears on My Cell” and “I Think I Just Caught Love” reminisces on the darker, more emotional aspects of hooking up.

“It really brings out the more contemplative side of Adam Levine,” says William Dude, 33.  William has been a diehard fan of Maroon 5 and Adam Levine since their release of “Songs about Jane” almost 10 years ago.  “We’ve seen it all with Adam Levine: love, sadness, heartbreak, and longing… but this new album will show us another side of hooking up that we’ve never seen.  I mean, he’s like, the sexiest man alive so obvious he’s had some experience in that area.”  William is just one of millions of fans across the country anticipating this gift of musical poetry.

“We are yet to see the best of Avril Lavigne,” William continue. 

Uhhh… “Do you mean Adam Levine?” 

“Yeah, whatever,” William responded as he looked down, put his hands in his pockets, and shuffled away down the sidewalk.



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